WHAT THE FUCJ THEY JUST GOT REUNITED WITH THEIR FATHER AND THAN THOSE SHADOW MOTHERFUCKSERS AND THAT BITCH OH DEAR GOD

santanaslittlelesbo:

heartless:

when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym

You live up to your url…

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  • book: this character was really really ugly
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meenah-call-me-fishmael-peixes:

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

that was the nicest thing i’ve ever read

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